*boom*

I have a double standard issue. I always remind myself, 'Feng tau music (techno that's like 200bpm and has chipmunk vocals and over 40 tracks on a single mix disc) is not art. It's music rape.' But there was this one time on the keyboard I experimented with.....

(feng tau beats + pink panther theme) x 200 bar repeats = really good for ecstasy parties

I have soiled myself (not the crap in the pants sort of way)

I think it's about time someone contributed 'feng tau' to wikipedia. Just typing 'feng tau' alone in the Google search bar...you'll get results like

• Anyway, here in KL, we what we call the Feng Tau club. Feng Tau in cantonese means shakehead and that's how we enjoy drugs [link]
• ...bek even tho the polis alredi tangkap them over n over again la, who dunwan to do ? [link]

I remember once, when Mr. Jireh stepped in the class, Hanif shouted 'FEEEENGG TAUUU' and started waving his towel around doing authentic headshaking action.

Okay, nuff bout feng tau. Getting sick of seeing all that being typed out.

If you really need a laugh, head over to Planet Jeff!!. The latest bashblog by a dude who gets frequently bashed himself because he has a race with a funny name.

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It's June already. I can safely say that I have watched half the year go by. I can also safely say 2006 was my most useless year when I'm old and probably still ticklish. I wonder if my sensory nerves by then would already have deteriorated and I'd be cured. Or if not if someone tickles me again my reactions would be so violent my bones would break and my lungs would explode and I might die x_x

Jonan, Conan and JohnD are coming back. Thank God they're coming back, I've got no one to talk to. I may talk to Kevin, but he does at least 99% of the talking most of the time. Come to think of it, I've been talking to girls lately. Lyn, Shen, Sana, my mom, both Jasmines. I'm being girlenated!

7 months of directionlessness. 2 more to go.

Any Redder...

All I did was ask Fay if she was going to watch XMen3. And just after she answered, right from across the table, Lyn shoots a piercing "Oh, you are so flirting with her" right at me. Clinton and Shenny waste no time in letting out laughs.

I couldn't believe my ears. Then Lyn started telling the story of 'The History' to the new friend (whose name I forgot). She revealed that it happened twice, along with some facts which made my face turn very red, just like at Teacher Veronica's house 2 hours before.

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XMen3 was fantastic. I don't understand how Angel (that boy with wings) got to be displayed so grandly on the X3 promoposters and yet the role he played in the movie was extremely minor. He didn't even help the good guys out in 'The Final Battle'! Somehow he reminds me of the lead singer of Yellowcard.

Sometimes, arrangements are broken. Well I understood why my recent arrangement was broken.

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Anonymous: Whoever you are, I guess this 'unfinished business' needs to be 'finished' soon.

Time?

After 2 weeks of playing Half-Life 2, I'm done with it. 15 hours of great gameplay. I thought the ending was anti-climactic, though. Although I literally dashed my expectations of a grand finish by reading the walkthrough before finishing the game, the ending came so abruptly I was actually shocked (a huge explosion happens, then a stop in time, then the G-Man takes me away). Probably that's why the game won 35 Game of The Year Awards along with the reason for the existence of the highly sizzling Alyx Vance.

By here, you must be wondering, "You took 2 weeks to finish the game??" Well, I guess that's more than logical. I mean, if you're paying $19.99US to play a game finishable in 15 hours, would you want to finish it in a day or two? I'd prefer not to, so it's worth my money. But then again, the Xbox I have and the games that came along with it aren't mine to begin with. A good pal lent it to me. Thanks, Joel (not my little bro), A LOT. I feel like my lost pre-teen joy is recurring, again.

And get this, Bantiao Ming 2 is Half-Life 2 in Chinese.

So now, I'm hooked on the Half-Life saga. I think I'll play Half Life again cause I was stuck the last time and stopped playing it cause it was O' Levels that time, I think.

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Have you heard of Brokebat Mountain? It's a term used to describe the relationship between Batman and Robin. Yes, it's hard to believe that some filth-heads think that the Dynamic Duo are gay. Read the article here, here, and here. Seems like even cartoons get targetted.

Even SpongeBob was a target of gay criticism after episode "Rock-A-Bye Bivalve" was aired. If you're an avid SpongeBob fan, you might remember when SpongeBob and Patrick found a shell and decided to raise it as if it was their child and they playing the parents. Patrick became the Dad and somehow SpongeBob became the mother. One believed it to be a spreading of 'homosexual agenda'.

SAY WHAT?

Numbers Refreshed

NUMBER OF.....

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Hits on Friendster (May 2006): I don't care anymore. No one can beat the 158231258 hits on Joey's page.

Pairs of shoes misplaced in the car of a friend I see only weekly: 1 (and that was my favorite pair)

Times this site was locked by Blogger's not-yet-so-perfect spam prevention robots: 2

Hours I had to wait to get my blog unlocked to publish this post: maybe 19?

Times I've been said to have 'b(.)(.)bs': Maybe 6

Tracks I'm mixing for Fel's Rhythm & Remix Compilation: 10

Days till I leave: 100