Count Up!

Today is one week since I started uni.

1. Condoms sold in toilet. (But you already knew that)
2. 3D structure modelling assignments for my engineering class.
3. 5 straight days (Monday - Friday) eating lunch alone.
4. There's so many Chinese kids from Mainland China, I thought I never actually left Brunei.
5. Pimples are slowly dying away.
6. Putting cold roll-on deodorant in the morning + me being ticklish = 5 seconds of sheer terror.
7. Huuuuge vinyl record collection in the uni library.
8. No vinyl record player at home though.
9. Old vinyl record players available at pawnshops for $5.
10. I'll probably a vinly record player.
11. Internet speed = Glorious.
12. 50" TV at my place = Not working (yet)
13. Internet TV = Glorious.
14. Leaving a message for Jonan on voicemail through calling card = not as expensive as I thought.
15. The leaves are turning orange.
16. Weather is great. Hint: AUTUMN.
    
17. I'm watching a ice hockey game tonight. REAL ICE. REAL HOCKEY. Not that ice (read: wax) skating at the Mall.
18. I have 6 assignments due next week (I think).
19. I am living in your yesterday (Time zone joke).
20. The weather isn't very hot. Neither are the girls.
21. But I'm just being a good boy (HAHA Teo)
22. And if you didn't get that....
23. Next time lah.
    

And listen to this corny joke: When Chuck Norris does push ups he is actually pushing the earth down.

HAHA. ONE and TWO.

don't want to, won't want to