13 (famous) people

A remixed version of a bulletin board post on Friendster.

01 Matthew Fox
02 Eva Longoria
03 David Beckham
04 Paris Hilton
05 Cristiano Ronaldo
06 Mike Shinoda
07 Evangeline Lilly
08 Michelle Branch
09 Vanessa Carlton
10 Tom Cruise
11 Michael Jordan
12 Kanye West
13 Beyonce Knowles

How did you come to know 10?
Through old school Mission Impossible.

What would you do if you had never known 1?
Easy, not watch Lost at all.

What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
I'd be amazed. If Mike and Eva dated, that would be the day. Their blood of their children would be a salad bar.

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Paris Hilton? CRY? She'd only cry if she lost all her money.

Do you think 1 is cute?
Not really. But why do I keep watching Lost? Hmmm...

Tell me something about number 11.
Michael Jordan is a real life Superman disguised in a black man's skin.

How did you get to know 8?
Looong ago on MTV. She had nice hair, a nice voice and a nice body to match.

Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
Go on a date with Kanye West? If date means 'studio meeting for discussions on mashing up hiphop/jazz/salsa', yes.

What's 7's favorite color?
I think it's green. Or at least her mySpace layout says so.

What would you do if 6 confessed they liked you?
I'd delete all my Linkin Park and Fort Minor songs.

Fact about 9:
She has the same golden mini-dress Mariah Carey used in 'We Belong Together'.

Who is 4 going out with?
Paris Hilton will go out with anyone who is willing to make night-vision coloured videotapes.

Who is number 5 to you?
C. Ronaldo? I don't know WHY everyone complains about him.

Would you ever live with 13?
Live with Beyonce Knowles? Yes. Very yes.

Is 2 single?
Eva Longoria, single? No. She dates way too many gardener boys.

Where does 7 live?
Easy, on that island with Matthew Fox, inside a hatch with 4 8 15 16 23 42 imprinted on it.

What do you think about 3?
He's kicks a wicked curveball and has the Spice Girl!

What's the best thing about number 8?
She's a guitarist. She's still hot even if she doesn't play power-chords.

What do you like about number 10?
He's done interesting movies. But he's a Scientologist with a baby to hide (you get a funny pic here).

Favorite memory of 2?
When she, at the house party, ran up to Carlos and said "I'm pregnant and it's all your fault!" *slap!*

17 more days
i want more more ways
to tell you
this isn't going to be easy