Different Types Of Relationships

I just came up with some crazy stuff...

• LDR (Long Distance Relationship) - Everybody knows this one.
• SCR (Singapore Chicken Relationship) - Communication between the pair usually contains an intense amount of Singlish with the style of speaking comparable to the constant squawking of a chicken. While normal couples take turns to say "I love you", those in an SCR will "I lau yuuu" to each other at the same time several dozen times over like chickens in a poultry with a snake in it. SCRs are not recommended for those with high grammar standards.
• VCR (VideoCassette Relationship) - This is what happens after several months of LDR. A partner will record himself on tape, say all he/she needs, send the tape over to the other partner, and thus the partner receives the message and plays the tape on television. VCRs usually fall apart after one realizes the invention of YouTube and GMail.
• DDR (Dance Dance Relationship) - A relationship that just revolves around dancing on the Dance Dance Revolution machine. That's the only place they interact. Before and after that, they don't care. DDRs only last long if they both know what they're doing.

There are less common relationships known to society, such as:

• CDR (Crazy Deranged Relationship) - For those who find love in mental institutions.
• ER (Emergency Relationship) - Usually lasts between one to three weeks when someone is desperately looking for some rebound action.
• PR (Private Relationship) - Basement affairs. Those involved in PRs get into deep trouble with their OR (Original Relationship) partners.

I had a DDR session with Lyn Past yesterday. And Shenny Future owes me one. Clint loves Dallas. Fel's into 'disco robot' moves.

There is no way I can express how happy I am that CONAN AND JONAN ARE BACK!!!

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My K-Box Playlist

Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual//Village People - YMCA//Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men//Madonna - Music//Rob Thomas - Smooth//Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head