*boom*

I have a double standard issue. I always remind myself, 'Feng tau music (techno that's like 200bpm and has chipmunk vocals and over 40 tracks on a single mix disc) is not art. It's music rape.' But there was this one time on the keyboard I experimented with.....

(feng tau beats + pink panther theme) x 200 bar repeats = really good for ecstasy parties

I have soiled myself (not the crap in the pants sort of way)

I think it's about time someone contributed 'feng tau' to wikipedia. Just typing 'feng tau' alone in the Google search bar...you'll get results like

• Anyway, here in KL, we what we call the Feng Tau club. Feng Tau in cantonese means shakehead and that's how we enjoy drugs [link]
• ...bek even tho the polis alredi tangkap them over n over again la, who dunwan to do ? [link]

I remember once, when Mr. Jireh stepped in the class, Hanif shouted 'FEEEENGG TAUUU' and started waving his towel around doing authentic headshaking action.

Okay, nuff bout feng tau. Getting sick of seeing all that being typed out.

If you really need a laugh, head over to Planet Jeff!!. The latest bashblog by a dude who gets frequently bashed himself because he has a race with a funny name.

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It's June already. I can safely say that I have watched half the year go by. I can also safely say 2006 was my most useless year when I'm old and probably still ticklish. I wonder if my sensory nerves by then would already have deteriorated and I'd be cured. Or if not if someone tickles me again my reactions would be so violent my bones would break and my lungs would explode and I might die x_x

Jonan, Conan and JohnD are coming back. Thank God they're coming back, I've got no one to talk to. I may talk to Kevin, but he does at least 99% of the talking most of the time. Come to think of it, I've been talking to girls lately. Lyn, Shen, Sana, my mom, both Jasmines. I'm being girlenated!

7 months of directionlessness. 2 more to go.